The Dark Night

The greatest ever, Har Mar Superstar, will save the world October 13 with the release of Dark Touches, his first album in nearly five years.

Fans starving for sex infused electro pop r-n-b club music and victims of the economy, earthquakes, typhoons and war should pre-order now, because Dark Touches will end these and all other tragedies until the end of time, which it will also defeat.

Until then, the video for "Tall Boy" is sure to improve upon your pathetic quality of life with its eclectic, beautiful guest stars and general, overall amazingness.

Streetlight People

You don't have to be Ellen Page's Mom to love this version of Journey's "Don't Stop Believing". Its total lack of production value is endearing beyond right.

Stop and Decode the Roses

A comparison of contemporary and classical meanings behind the giving of flowers.

Superpudge

Har Mar Superstar makes dirty pop music. His self-titled debut captures the blackened thoughts of two eighth grade boys sitting in the back of a school bus on a field trip to Great America whispering fantasies about Cindy Crawford and whip cream. His second is pure electronic sleaze. And his third sounds like an *N SYNC record as envisioned by Larry Clark.