The Dark Night

The greatest ever, Har Mar Superstar, will save the world October 13 with the release of Dark Touches, his first album in nearly five years.

Fans starving for sex infused electro pop r-n-b club music and victims of the economy, earthquakes, typhoons and war should pre-order now, because Dark Touches will end these and all other tragedies until the end of time, which it will also defeat.

Until then, the video for "Tall Boy" is sure to improve upon your pathetic quality of life with its eclectic, beautiful guest stars and general, overall amazingness.