I Wish I Was a Little Bit Antonio Banderas

Absolutely nothing this week will approach the magnificence of this spectacular commercial I found for Antonio Banderas Blue Seduction.  Upon viewing it, you will almost instantly agree that it is the single greatest piece of advertising in the history of getting people to buy things, starring the most important person ever after Jesus, Antonio Banderas.

Because of what I just said, I must now change my mind. This glorious affair is actually some kind of awesome art from the heavens that only God Himself can pontificate. For all others, doing so would be like licking the shoe bottoms of a blind man who's been wandering through a dog park for the last hour or so. In other words, why would you do it.

However, if there is anything to fault, it must surely be its abbreviated length. Lasting only 30 seconds, this should be at least 10 hours long, which of course is the minimal amount of time Antonio Banderas requires to make love to a woman. Actually, 15 hours is a safer bet. Though I suspect, at its current length, it's beauty is barely comprehensible for most, anything longer would most likely make people's minds explode. Never mind, it is perfect.

So, instead of coming here for the usual crap, come here, as often as you need to over the next few days, for this amazing thing.