A Shoe Hope

Photo from /Film.

As this footwear and apparel collection suggests, adidas should have made the new Star Wars movies instead of George Lucas. Or better yet, no one should have.

Chibacca

Childhood dreams by Joe Wright.

Adorable chibi alphabet chart featuring Star Wars characters that my wife says will definitely not be the wallpaper used in our baby's nursery.

Let the Wookie Win

A long time ago on a chessboard far, far away....

May the Fluorescent Be with You

This eco-friendly lightsaber uses 75% less plasma to generate the same amount of laser sword as an incandescent model.

The Empire Stripes Back

Star Wars line of adidas Originals covers both sides of the Force.

Bacta Tank

Wisconsin is on the verge of passing a state-wide smoking ban in most public places. Opponents argue the proposed law is an affront to civil liberties and will bring a string business closures. Supporters say the move would save lives and reduce taxes needed for health care costs. Me? After a night out, I'll be happy not having to douse myself in Febreze like Luke suspended in that life revitalization hot tub in Empire after Han rescues him from sub zero temperatures and a rabid wampa. That scene is a good idea what it's like to barhop in Wisconsin during the dead of winter.

Star Trip Bloopers

Extended product Star Wars marketing has always been livelier than the movies they're campaigning. Especially in the case of the wooden prequels. The advertising for Disney's Star Wars Weekends is a case in point.

Paper Planes

Instructions for making little paper X-Wings using Paris Metro tickets. (Instructions are in French, English, and Wookie.)

Hip Hoth

Where it's AT-AT. I got two lightsabers and a bunch of clones.

Cuffy Looking Nerf Herder

Cuff links for geeks and the disorganized.

Episode .5

Star Wars abstracted by someone who's never seen it all the way through.